What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

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Why did the blonde turn red Because some one lit her on fire

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo To whom is Boo?

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What's black, white and re(a)d all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

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Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

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What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

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What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

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How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

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A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

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women's rights

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What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

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Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

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Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

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Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

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White men's rights

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And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

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say cheese

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Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

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What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

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I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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