- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

An Artic Storm.

Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

Knock knock ... No ones home

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