Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

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Knock knock ... *No ones home*

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A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

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OHIO DRIVERS.......THAT IS ALL......

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Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

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What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

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What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

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How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

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What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

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What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

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What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

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Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Q.) What did the young child of a highly idiosyncratic family do when he heard the fire-alarm going off unexpectedly in his house? A.) He started to panic since he hadn't received any portions of formal insturction in the art of, "Stop, drop and roll", prior to the moment of the lamentable catastrophe. I think that we should blame his parents/teachers immediately... *Sigh*

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Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

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What's the difference between a baby and hot dog? I don't put ketchup on my hot dog when I eat it.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

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sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

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How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

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Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

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