- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats 69+2? 71

What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

how many pancakes does it take to get fat if u answered this question your already fat

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

Obama.

hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

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