Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

matt has ebola...funny right!?

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

Neither have I

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

speak now or forever hold your pee

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

Dyslexics are teople poo

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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