Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? His name.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

Why were trash man's hands dirty? He got shot in the leg and desperately tried to get the bullet out with his hands and got blood all over them and ass he was running to the hospital he tripped into shit.

How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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