How did the fat guy servive the plane crash??????? He bounced

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What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

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Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

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A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

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What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

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I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

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Whats wrong with that Nothing

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kaite is dumb that is true

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What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

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Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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kesha is a virgin.

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Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

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A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

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Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

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Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

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1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

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Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

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their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

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This night was a stormy one, alot was destroyed, but the spirit of Little Jonny Harrison lived on with a shining light so strong it could blind some. Jonny lived in Ristoville, a village atop a hill. Citizens of Ristoville were frightened for their lives, all but Jonny. He was bullied from a young age of 3 months, by his Uncle Clive, who was a Catholic Priest, full-time. Fear shined in the eyes of the normal residents, whilst, in Jonny's heart, there glowed a glow of pure hope and confidence, Jonny Harrison, was going into the storm. Jonny knew he could amount to something, if he really really tried. He has 6 years behind him, and a long life ahead, and he figured, what's the worst that could happen? He pondered this, and ultimately came to the conclusion that there will be nothing worse out there than Uncle Clive's "Magical Basement of Happiness". Jonny sat his mother down, looked her in the eye and whispered farewell. He wished his father the best wishes possible. Finally, Rosie Harrison, Jonny's sweet old Grandmother, who had been addicted to Crystal Meth for about 25 years now and been through 13 interventions and countless failed suicide attempts, opened her ears to young Jonathon's speech, he said softly in her ear, the words, "Hang in there, Gran. I know you can pull through, I may be only six but I sure as heck know how much i care for you.". The words of love echoed in her fragile little ears as Jonny walked away. He took with him a couple cartons of Apple and Blackcurrant Ribena and his Grandfather's lucky medallion and took his first step outside. He whipped out a carton of Ribena, strongly crumpled up the carton, slightly spraying pure fruit juice on his dungarees, and threw it to the drooping wet grass. He faced the towering lightning cloud and with a cry so intense, shouted, "Nothing will stop me!!". Jonny died shortly after of AIDS. His Uncle Clive was sentence to 5 years in a high security prison for child molestation and consistant child abuse and paedophillia. Rosie Harrison died later that day.

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Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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