- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

Potato!

Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

I was watching two muffins baking in an oven. One said to the other, "Wow, it's hot in here." The other one said "Wow! A talking muffin!" I went to my psychiatrist the next day, to increase the dosage on my medication.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

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