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A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

Two women were sitting quietly.

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

hickory dickory dock no one cares

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow