- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

eden stop

Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

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