a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

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What's the worst way to die? Alone.

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every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

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this is not a joke. jks

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Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

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Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

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I will create more jobs for americans

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Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

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How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

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So it was 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar......I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ended up getting nuked

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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what is a chicken answer: chicken

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Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

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knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

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A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

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Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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