- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Friends are like trees, They fall down if you hit them several times with an axe.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

Why did the kid fail? He procrastinated.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Stab her with a knife.

your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

What did the Pope say to the old homeless man who asked him for a blessing? Hahaha, no I won't give you a blessing

What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

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