- Anti Joke

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

im a willy bum bum

Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

I wont be arriving soon alright, I mean I am a overachiever for many reasons many of them not exactly "gifts" (such as the pain I cant shut up about but focus on other things such as my goal surely keeps my mind occupied enough). Thanks about the looks comment, used to think I was pretty good looking myself, so if I am more than the looks, then I really like that one (I know I am being a bit brash, but I haven't felt this... Better in a long time, and if hell if I will fake low self confidence, modesty is not my thing when I am not in the mood to be charming) By the way, Alice is quoting me, and having a laugh doing so apparently, lets just say I wont be typing myself ever again, my fingers are not... Useful, and honestly typing with one hand was always a bitch. Enough about me, ill have one of "my shadows" send you money for a first class (seriously you have spent enough on me, and now that my city is making a revenue and still advancing, its my turn to return whatever I can) Tell your parents you won the lottery and share some of the money with them I am sending you a bit extra so to speak. And ffs do not worry about my body, not even sure if I will walk again and speaking, well while it hurts (Alice is laughing again) people here concluded I would live for faaar longer than their first prognosis since I never been a fan of shutting up, and as I told them, my mouth will keep yapping about 200 years after I die, so no problemo. Ill send you a first class to... Nvm you take the money, and come around whenev... You know what? Ill send a plane, yeah, because we can afford that, not yours to keep but you know...

theres this guy that i REALLY like but today he was putting something in my locker, it was gumbie the little green bendy thing but i didnt want it to be in my locker so i slammed my locker, except the only thing was that his pinky was in the way!!!! oh gosh i felt soooooo bad!!!! turns out he went to the hostpital and got stitches!!!!!!! that made it worse on me!!!!!! he said he was finee but i still cant let that go!!!!!

what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

Q. What's brown and circular? A. MEATBALLS!

There were three guy's caught trespassing on a farmers land. The farmer said he wont kill them if they did what they were told, he told everyone to pick one fruit. The 1st guy came to him with grapes. The farmer told him to shove it up his butt so he did, the 2nd guy came to the farmer with orange, the farmer told him to shove them up his butt but the guy kept laughing, the farmer got angry and snapped whats so funny? My buddy over over there is picking watermelons.

i wonder when lachlan will come out of the closet and give keiran a blowjob

There was a black and white spotted dog named Louis. Why did they call her that? Because, that's what they named her.

want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

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