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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

I'm going as the joker for halloween

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

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