A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

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why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

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It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

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Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

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A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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Getting up for a black person on a buss

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

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Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

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Why didn't little Jimmy eat his dinner? Jimmy didn't eat his dinner because there was no food. Jimmy is a poor street urchin who died of starvation.

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Q.what do you call 7x7 A.A math equation

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Q: Why did the kid cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide

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I hope you shut the others down before you called me by my name, otherwise this will convo will get fairly short.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says why the long face? The horse does not reply because it is a horse. He then is confused of where he is and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a couple stools.

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Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

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What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

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what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

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