- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What doesn't kill you and doesn't make you stronger? Aids

What is worse than blue balls for a guy? Depending on the girl, absolutely nothing. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a porsche? i don't have i dead baby in my garage. That would be wrong

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

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