- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I have five fingers, When will you put the ring on the one NEXT to the middle one? Never?! F you.

What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

Daddy look! Roses! No son, those are rhododendrons... Daddy how do you spell rhododendrons? Uh... never mind son those are roses. So... Daddy how do you spell roses? Son, never mind that is a dog. So daddy how do you spell... SHUT UP! Moral: I put a spell on you.

What did the fly say to the frog? Nothing, insects can't talk.

Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

Alright then, call me sometime then.

split your ass cheek

What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

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