what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

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Hi

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him, "Would you like a drink?". The horse cannot understand english and is confused by its surroundings. The horse gallops out of the bar knocking over a few stools

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A Jew, a Muslim and a Christian walk into a bar. The Muslim is dissatisfied with the choice of the meeting place since the Islam forbids drinking alcoholic beverages.

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I used to work at a chemical plant manufacturing hydrochloric acid. I couldn't handle it. One day a container exploded and I got severe chemical burns on my face. The scarring is awful. It has ruined my life.

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why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

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What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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spell backwards: taco cat

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A woman went outside for some fresh air.

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Andy Carrol

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There were three men in a race: Crap, Manners, and Shut Up. During the race, Crap fell and Manners stopped to pick him up, Shut Up kept on speeding. The police stopped him. Here is there converstation: Police 1: Whats your name? Shut Up: Shut Up Police 2: Wheres your manners? Shut Up: Back there picking up crap.

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What do you call a boy with no arms? Names.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a large jar filled to the brim with $20 bills. He asks the bartender why there is so much money in the jar, and the bartender tells him that he has a horse in the back of the building, and he has a bet that if someone puts $20 in the jar and can make the horse laugh, then they will win all the money. The man, feeling confident, puts his money into the jar and tries to make the horse laugh. It is a horse, so of course he cannot make it laugh. He leaves, dejectedly, having just wasted 20 of his hard earned dollers.

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Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

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What did the man do after he got in his car with out his keys? He started it up and drove Away

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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I forgot my joke about gamblers, but i bet you would have loved it!

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Hhahahahahhahhahahahahhaahhayournanisdeadhahhahahahahahahah

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what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

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What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

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Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

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What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

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