anal seepage

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Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

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a man walks into a bar and it hurts

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There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

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What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

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Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

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Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

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Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

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It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

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A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

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why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

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A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

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knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

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cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

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What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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