- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

dick dick dick... frogs

How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

God. God.

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

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