- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

How did the man jumping out of the plane at 33,000 feet survive? Because he had a parachute

Two families of pedophiles go to the beach. One of the dads lays down to suntan and looks at the other dad. "Hey! Get out of my son!" he exclaims.

Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

Is it possible to mix an answer to a question with another? No. Aids are perfect for fear training.

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

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