300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

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roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

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to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

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What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

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Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

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Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

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Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

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What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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Anti Joke

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