Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

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Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

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Knock knock who's there I killed your family

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Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

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What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

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What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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A lawyer met with his client and said.. well, there is some good news and some bad news The bad news is that you're going to prison for life.

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Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

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i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

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do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

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Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

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How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

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What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

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Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

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Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

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You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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