An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

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How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

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do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

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Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

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What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

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i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

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Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

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You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

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You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

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Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

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Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

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A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

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knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

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Obama

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Why was Hellen Keller afraid to answer the phone? This situation is impossible because Hellen suffered from scarlet fever, therefore she could not see or hear the phone.

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Guess what i just did. Master bait.

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- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

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What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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