- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

My name is Harry.

what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

People...

Dumb

Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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