- Anti Joke

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.