A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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Q. How can you find true love? A. Google it...duh

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Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

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Why can't the Mexican float? He never learned the proper technique as he was not allowed to take swim class.

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

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Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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this sentence will end in the way you expected.

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

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Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

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There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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I like U.............................nicorns :D

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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