What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

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Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

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What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

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What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

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This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

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cancer

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. The man leaves in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

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A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

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poop

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A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

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Knock knock! *no answer* KNOCK KNOCK! *still no answer* the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

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Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

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What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

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Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

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Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

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What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

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Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

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There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

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what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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