I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

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Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

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whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

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Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

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Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

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whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

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bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

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What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

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What did the French-Italian couple name their child? Angelo Pierre Smith, giving tribute to the father's uncle Angelo, and the mother's great-grandfather, Pierre.

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Father Murphy met Samuel Myer on the street. Sam it's been a month o' Sundays since I've seen you. You look propserous. How's the moile business? A snip better, Father, since we talked last. And thank you. For what, Sam? Well the last time we met you asked what I did with the foreskins. Well, here is the answer, my new business. What's this, a wallet. But so smooth, Sam. Yeah, Father, but when you rub it. Rub it, Sam? Yeah when you rub it it falls apart. And you have to buy a new one! Mazel Tov!

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A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

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what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

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A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

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There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

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Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

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why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

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What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

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A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

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What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

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Knock knock! *no answer* KNOCK KNOCK! *still no answer* the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

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Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

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