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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

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There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

Obamacare

Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

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