What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

cancer

A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

poop

Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

Obamacare

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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