A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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Without geometry life would be pointless

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Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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HEY!

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Knock Knock! Come in..

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What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

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What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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Why Did The Black Guy Eat Watermelon? Because he lives in south africa where they are commonly grown and needed a healthy snack.

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A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

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A Black Man Walks Into A Club.

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whats brown and sticky? a sweaty mexican

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*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

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What do you call it when a cave man pisses himself running from a t-rex? Historically incorrect.

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There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

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what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

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