Why was the 15 year old boy always alone in his bedroom making strange noises? Because he was struggling to fight back the tears following his single mother's recent suicide, driven by her despair over the reality that her son was an out of control drug addict, just like his no-good father who ran out on them.

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Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

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Donkey lips

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

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A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

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If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

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Every human being has some kind of penis <3

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

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What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

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When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

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roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

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Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

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what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

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Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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