What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

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What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

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How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

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i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

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Once upon a time, A lonely man was living in the woods. He died of exhaustion, dehydration, starvation, and bacterial infection. The end. Once upon a time, Another lonely man was living in the woods. He built a house, made a well, made a farm, got married, had kids, and had a wonderful life. The end.

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How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

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We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

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What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

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Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

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Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

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Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

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What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

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Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

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Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

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What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

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what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

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In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

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