Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

this sentence will end in the way you expected.

Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

A russian gives away vodka.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

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Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Your mam is so fat.

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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