What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

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YO FACE

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

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Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

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hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. *10 seconds later* still no timmy

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

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What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

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what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

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Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

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Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

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you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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