- Anti Joke

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

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This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

How many light bulbs? 1

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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