What the hell are you doing?

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"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

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The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

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What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

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"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

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With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

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knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

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John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

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Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

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What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

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why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

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Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

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A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

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whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

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what do you call a monkey? a monkey

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A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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