a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

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Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

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Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

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Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

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How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

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What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

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You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

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A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

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How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

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Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

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Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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how many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? none their all dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

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What do Batman and Harry Potter have in common? Their parents are dead.

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What is the black kid down the street getting for his birthday? Well first of all, his name is Pat. And he asked his parents for an Xbox that he will likely receive, and I assume a variety of other gifts from friends and family.

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Anti Joke

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