I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

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Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

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-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

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Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

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whats worse than gill? nothing

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What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

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hey justin

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

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What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

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Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

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Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

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josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

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You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

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why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

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The Holocaust

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What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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