What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

A man killed himself.

What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

Latvian guy said to the other latvian guy: ''Why did the chicken cross the road?'' The other latvian guy responded: ''In truth, i do not know. I have not seen chicken in 10 years. The last time was before the red army plundered my village. I can still hear all the screams from the women being raped. But, back to question. Where is this chicken you speak of? I have not eaten in days and my wife and children are close to starvation aswell''

Tough crowd tonight...

What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

Mitt Romney

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

Whats has no comedic value? A brick

What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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