- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's catchy? A cold

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

What's the difference between a baby and a textbook? You throw a textbook at the wall with TWO hands.

if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

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Why did you loose the basketball game? Because they scored more points than us.

Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

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