Why are tootsie rolls brown? because they are....

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What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

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It was a dark and stormy night. The whole family waiting for the phone to ring as they await for a criminal to give instructions. Then the phone rings... RING RING Jeffery: "Hello? Yes, sir. Yes, sir. No sir please don't! No, have mercy! Yes sir. No sir, no. Yes sir. Bye." Donald: "What did the man say?" Jeffery: "Wrong number..."

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Guess what I did to the clown I hit it with an axe

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What's white and bobs up and down in a babies crib? A pedophiles ass.

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People say the sky's the limit................................ but there's footprints on the moon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they are all dead.

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3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

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whats 2+2? math.

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Gay Rights

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The WNBA

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i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Im a dog. RUUUFFF!

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Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

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Why couldn't 7 multiply itself by 18? Because there were two people having sex in between them.

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Getting killed in a plane crash.

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Whats 2+1? 2.

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

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What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

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Why did Sally flunk math? Because she didn't achieve the passing grade which is 60 percent or greater. She might need some tutoring in order to master the concept of the lessons to which she has difficulty solving.

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What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

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When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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