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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

What's black, white and sings the intro theme song for "Thomas the Tank Engine" while tap-dancing? There probably isn't anything that does that.

What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, no they're not. They're VIOLET. That's why they're called that. If they were blue, they would be called "Blues", or something of a similar nature. Don't be dumb.

Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

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