what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

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Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

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What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

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TEST! ACTUALLY READ THIS! 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. 3. The King of the Forest is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend? The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it? You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the animal conference.

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Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

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Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

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Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

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Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

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What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

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knock knock who's there? hope

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What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

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what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

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An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

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Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

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Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

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why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

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These are some questions you should never ask on a first date: When you wipe do you throw your toilet tissue in the toilet or on a trash can? Do you smell your hands after you wipe? Do you you ever look down when you take a dump and see it come out? Have you ever picked your butt and then picked your nose with the same finger?

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

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How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

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knock, knock whos there child molestor

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What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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