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Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

black people

What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

gay people

Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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