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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

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Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

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Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

what is big and green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

Two families of pedophiles go to the beach. One of the dads lays down to suntan and looks at the other dad. "Hey! Get out of my son!" he exclaims.

What do you call someone who copies a previously posted anti-joke without doing any research to see if it has been posted before? a lazy good for nothing rectum licking testicle sucking gonad gobbling arse bandit with narcissism issues

Whats funnier than throwing a baby off the top of a building? The sound it makes when it hits the ground.

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