What's the difference between a badger and a TV? Alot.

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What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

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Whats better than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why'd the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey Why'd the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure Why'd the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? his girlfriend broke up with him so he commited suicide Why'd the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? cuz it was a dumbass

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why was the boy sad? his friend got hit by a bus.

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Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

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A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number. she rolled up her sleeve.

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How do you make a baby cry? Break its legs.

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

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What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

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when I shaved this morning....... hairs went down the sink

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boobs

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am colourblind so screw you!

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

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Why don't white people do the right thing? Because we suck

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what do you call a black guy who flies planes? a pilot

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how do u piss of a polish man? rape his girlfriend

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A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have an optical disorder

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What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last night I came home to find my entire family murdered....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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