Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

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What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

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How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

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What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

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You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

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Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

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I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

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Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

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who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

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You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

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Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

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Vagina cream... end of story

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

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Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

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How do you make a car? You build it.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

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a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

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Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

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What did the fat man say when he was offered infinite french fries for life? Yes.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is killing is family.

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whats worse than being raped by a random stranger getting raped by your uncle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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