why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

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Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

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Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

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sharks

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What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

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Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

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Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

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Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

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Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

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An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Whatever his parents named him

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Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

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What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

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Knock Knock, Who's Theres? Your dead squashed nan

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what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold climate. I guess this was just a waste of time.

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michael: How old do I look? stranger: about 68? How old are you? michael: I cant remember I have alzheimers. michael: How old do I look?

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TEST! ACTUALLY READ THIS! 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. 3. The King of the Forest is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend? The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it? You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the animal conference.

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What's fat and ginger? My dog.

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