a man is bussy at work, when he gets called by his doctor. YOUR WIFE IS HAVING A BABY! the doctor yells. so the man runs to his car, drives home like a madman, and arrives home with his doctor holding the newborn in his arms. "congratulations" the doctor says "it's a boy" the man takes the baby in his arms and says: "but, this child is black!" his wife cheated on him and the familly breaks appart

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Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

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whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

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John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

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How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

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Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

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who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

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Your all fags

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How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

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Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

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How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

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Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

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What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

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I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

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Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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