An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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you and your family will die tonight

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What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

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An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

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What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

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Black people stink of shite!

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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my mind's eye?

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what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

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A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

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Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

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What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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what did the old lady die of old age...

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"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

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David Silberberg is gay

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What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

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Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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