How did the black man get into college? A mop.

Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

woman's rights

What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

Once upon a time, The end.

Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

What can make you pee? Liquid

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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