Why didnt the boy eat his ice cream? Because he is dairy intolerant

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A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

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Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

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Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

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What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

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How old are you? 20

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What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

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Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

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The Holocaust

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who ever is reading this....

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

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What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

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Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

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Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

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what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

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What's the difference between? Your mom.

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ouch!" Later that day, the man's daughter takes him to the doctor because he's acting strangely. The doctor gives him an MRI and the daughter is told that her father sustained severe brain damage from the injury. Now the daughter has to juggle taking care of her father, taking care of a child she bore from a drunken one-night stand, and recovering from her meth addiction at a rehab facility, all while making minimum wage at her dead end job. Eventually she hangs herself, leaving her father and child to slowly die on their own.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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