- Anti Joke

Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

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One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

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A man... walks.

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

In soviet russia, roses are violet

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup