A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

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What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

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A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

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Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

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Agent 47.

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what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

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why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

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Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

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What do you can a Brazilian woman wearing a bikini? It depends on the case, but usually Brazilian women are named "Maria", "Ana", "Júlia" and many others kinds of names, with their root being hispanic, portguese and latin lenguages. Respectively, the names quoted have the English translation being "Mary", for Maria, "Anne", for Ana, and July, for Júlia.

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What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? The light was green.

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How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

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How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

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What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

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Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

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Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

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" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

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Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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