- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

whats worse than gill? nothing

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

look under under where under under where. under the couch

2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

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What did the black man say to the asian? Hey.

Bannana man do do do do do ect.

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