What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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Roses are RED , Violets are BLUE , once Valentines day is Over , All ya girls is gonna go back to LOVIN' THE CREW.

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You are in an airplane, and you have 500 bricks. You throw one out the door. How many do you have? 499. What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a fridge? 1-open the door,2-put the elephant in,3-close the door. How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? You open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and shut the door. The lion king is having a party for all the animals… which one didn't go? The giraffe, it's in the fridge. An old lady is trying to cross an alligator infested river. She makes it over. How? The alligators are at the party. She dies anyway. How? She gets hit by the brick you threw out of the window.

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

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What is a man? A misserable little pile of shi... Moral: What is a man?

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Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

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What's worse then the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because Your mother said so. Now get a life and get off this website young fellas.

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why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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the little boy got in a ice cream truck he cant sit down anymore

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Blonde Girls

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These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

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what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

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What's similar between a boat and a plane? Both can fly except for the boat

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What happened to the boy who ditched his friends and lied to them...? His appendix exploded.

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Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

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A elementary school child was waiting at the bus stop for the bus to come. All of the sudden, the bus comes around the corner, pulls up, stops and he gets in.

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knock knock a man walks into a bar what do you call a horse with no legs dave who?

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You write a really difficult riddle in braille and tell her to solve it.

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