- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

What moos like a cow? Another cow

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

Mullets

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

hi bye

What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

Why did the black man buy watermellon? Because he was having a barbecue in his suburban neighborhood and he wanted some fruit.

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