What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

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What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

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A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

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How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

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Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

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Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

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What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

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Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

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Women's Rights

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What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

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Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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A bishop died and went to heaven. At the Pearly gates he sees Saint Peter , so he says to Peter "All my life I've been a committed Christian, but I just before I died I was tempted by a woman of ill repute". Saint Peter says "This is just an illusion, your dying brain is merely conjuring up images based on your presuppositions of an 'afterlife'. You have about three seconds left"

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Rebecca Black starts to sing a song, and when breaking out into her annoying chorus, we realize that it's not about the days of the week.

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What did the black man say to the asian? Hey.

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A man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to get severe concussion, goes to hospital and dies three days later after suffering multiple brain haemorrhages.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

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What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

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A baby seal walks into a club

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A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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