Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

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I always wanted to know what the future will hold in the decades to come... Until I realized the idiotness of my own thought for it is nigh impossible for us humans to see the future... Except... That the ancient Mayan civilization prophesized the end of the universe, which I did take into consideration as I slowly nibbled my way through the waffle cone till I had realized that I had reached the paper surrounding the cone and immediately spat it out for it leaves a fowl taste In my mouth, then continued eating my ice cream as I pondered the future and the anti-climatic ending of this anti-joke.

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'A blonde', 'a brunette', and 'a redhead' are ways of referring to women who have hair of a certain color.

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An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

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What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

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What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

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Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

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My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

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Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

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What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

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I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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Wait what? I did not type that!

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Tough crowd tonight...

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Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

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You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

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Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

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Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

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What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

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What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

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what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

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run farther?

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What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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