- Anti Joke

A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

in soviet russia, cow milks you

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."