Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

Rachel not blowing Robert.

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

why couldnt the polish people live in the outhouse? because the mexicans in the basement were too noisy

Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

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