What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

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Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

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Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

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So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

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What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

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whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

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why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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Why did the Korean shoot the dog? Unfortunately, the dog was suffering from a severe mental trauma it had sustained when it by got hit by a car. This caused the dog to be extremely aggressive and it ruthlessly attacked a 5-year old girl playing in the street. The Korean who was coming home from a day out hunting in the woods saw the girl and shot the dog from long range to save the girl's life. The man was later thanked by the girl's family.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What did the cow do when it got run over by a tractor? It died.

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Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

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The Female Orgasm

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Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

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Hillary Clinton

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Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

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How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

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a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

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Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Yo mamas so fat.

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Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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