What do you call a boy with no arms or legs and an eyepatch? names...

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Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

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why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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Why couldn't Paul see. He got stabbed in the eye by two mexicans

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knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

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What do you get when you add a cucumber some vinegar some salt and you get..... Macaroni and cheese

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two solely on her hair color, proceeds to kill them with a single shot glass. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Dear People who are reading this, I am seriously considering suicide. My Mom beats me and my Dad rapes me in the butthole until i bleed. I have no friends and the only way i get my nut off is if it is into a napkin. I often put peanutbutter on my ballsack and have my dog lick it off. It is the only time that i am happy. I have the gun to my head right now and if you wanna talk me out of it. I live in Lincoln, Nebraska. My number is (402)713-9565. Hurry before i run out of time...... and tears. Sincerely, Adam Claypool

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What starts with a P and ends with O-R-N? porn

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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What's worse than getting rejected by your date? Finding out she gave you a social disease. Namely AIDS.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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Why wasn't the man wearing a life vest? Because he was sleeping.

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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what did the crocodile say to the fish? OMNOMNOMNOMNOM!! and then the fish swam away because of the the weird noise the crock was making...

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Knock, knock -Who's there? Help -Help who? Im dying of lukemia

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Why are black people so good at basketball? They practice.

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Knock knock Who's there? Illiteracy.

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I'm on the ABC diet. The ABC stands for: Americans British Chinese I eat humans.

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what do you call a man with no @ss? d1ckhead

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the bat mobile? Don't touch my penis.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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