Cheese stick

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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I AM DEAD, FUCKING, SERIOUS! NOW GET OVER HERE MOMMY I WANT TO... ...Thats pretty disgusting, I was born a man, maybe an infant man, but a man regardless. So how about you stop showcasing me to people here and we just take off? I mean I am dead tired and sleepy, I would say good night, but its day here now so yeah.

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What do the poor have that the rich need? Nothing.

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Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

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penis

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How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

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Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

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What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

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roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

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What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

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ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

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Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

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a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

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Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

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How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

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You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

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Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

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When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

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Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

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Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

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Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

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I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

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whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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