Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

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A retarded man speaks jibberish, because he is retarded

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

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What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

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Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

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Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

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What made the lady dance? Bandz!

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I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

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What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

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yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

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Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

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What moos like a cow? Another cow

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Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

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Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

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Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

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When Santa got stuck up the chimney he began to shout.. But he didn't shout for long as he soon succumbed to the toxic smoke and died of carbon monoxide poisoning

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On a deserted island in the middle of nowhere three women have just been in a horrible boat wreck. They are okay and alive. One is a lovely smart brunette. An appealing ginger. And a blond.. named Becky. They take shelter when one of them notices a shimmer in the sand. They pick it up to discover that it was a golden lamp. They rub it and a blue cloud of smoke consumes them. Then a magnificent Guinnie appears and says "You have awoken me from my 10,000 year encasement inside that lamp! I shall grant you 3 wishes to show you my sincere gratitude." The brunette wishes for a plane so she can fly home. The ginger wishes for a boat to sail back home. The blonde was lonely so she wished that the brunette and the ginger were back with her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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